Written by Ariana with contributions from Philip, Asia, Nicola, Ann, Karen & Marty. Comments and suggestions to Ariana.
Jeff

+ 1 drink if Jeff gets beaten up
    + 2 if it's by Jeannie
    + 2 if he ends up in hospital
    + 2 if he also gets shot
        + 3 if he ends up temporarily dead
    + 2 if he actually wins the fight!

+ 1 drink if Jeff gets a kiss
    + 2 if it's from Jeannie

+ 1 drink everytime Jeff has a drink
    + 2 if it's Jeff 2000

+ 2 drinks if Jeff bares his chest
Marty

+ 1 drink if Marty gets beaten up or hurt
    + 2 if it's a fellow ghost
    + 2 if it's a living person
        + 3 if they're trying to exorcise him
        + 3 if it's someone else while he was alive

+ 1 drink if Marty gets kissed
    + 2 if it's Jeannie
    + 2 if it's a Medieval ghost in league with the Devil
        + 3 if he ends up in bed with her (celebrate the 
            end of the new series in style!)

+ 1 drink if Marty uses one of his powers
    + 1 if it's walking through a wall
    + 2 if it's a new one

+ 1 drink if Marty says any of the following:
    - "I don't know, do I?"
    - "I heard that"
    - or makes a bad joke about being dead

+ 2 drinks if Marty becomes visible to someone else than Jeff
    + 3 if it's Jeannie

+ 3 drinks if Marty bares his chest

Jeannie

+ 1 drink if Jeannie gets beaten up
    + 2 if she beats up her attacker as well

+ 1 drink if Jeannie gets kidnapped

+ 1 drink if you notice Jeannie is wearing...
    - primary colours
    - a mini-skirt
    - a choker
    - black leather
    + 3 for a bikini

+ 1 drink if Jeannie gets chatted up
    + 2 if Marty gets jealous
Miscellaneous

+ 1 drink if Marty solves a case by causing the death of the
  villain

+ 1 drink if Marty complains about Jeff's driving
    + 2 if Jeff complains about Marty's driving

+ 1 drink if Marty interrupts Jeff at an inconvenient time
  (in the shower, in mid-chat-up, etc)

+ 1 drink if Marty and Jeff get into an argument

+ 1 drink if a female client is deceiving Jeff for her own 
  purposes

+ 1 drink if someone sings
    + 2 drinks if you feel compelled to sing along

+ 1 drink if anyone delivers their lines really badly
    - but not if it's one of the leads (not pointing any 
      fingers...)

Original Series

+ 1 drink if Marty and Jeff go to a new location
    + 2 if it's identical to "another" place they've been
        + 3 if you actually remember seeing the same set on 
          "The Saint".

+ 1 drink if "night" is obviously day with a heavy filter

+ 2 drinks every time a special effect is really good

+ 3 drinks if a white Jaguar drives over the edge of a cliff
New Series

+ 1 drink every time you spot a reference to the original 
  series

+ 1 drink every time an actor from the Fast Show turns up
    + 2 if they're not also in every episode

+ 2 drinks every time a special effect is really bad

+ 3 drinks if you can successfully sing the lyrics to the 
  "Adam Adamant Lives!" theme song to the R&H 2000 music, but 
  +0 if you screw it up


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The Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased) series and characters are the property of ITC, the BBC, and anyone else official. Last update September 2000.