1 - Kate Bush - "Feel It" (K. Bush) - From the album Kick Inside (EMI, 1977)

After the party, you took me back to your parlour
A little nervous laughter, locking the door
My stockings fall onto the floor, desperate for more

Nobody else can share this
Here comes one and one makes one
The glorious union, well, it could be love
Or it could be just lust but it will be fun
It will be wonderful

Oh feel it, oh, oh, feel it, feel it my love
Oh feel it, oh, oh, feel it, feel it my love
Oh I need it, oh, oh, feel it, feel it my love
Feel it! See what you're doing to me

God, but you're beautiful, aren't you?
Feel your warm hand walking around
I won't pull away, my passion always wins
So keep on a-moving in, keep a-tuning in
Synchronise rhythm now

2 - Tony was best man at the marriage of Patrick and Michelle Osgood. Space:1999 - "Catacombs of the Moon" (ep.36-1976)

1 Maya once expressed the possibility that there might be "some flaw in the Psychon nature that turns us all into monsters". Space:1999 - "Dorzak" (ep.45-1976)

3 - Maya once expressed the possibility that there might be "some flaw in the Psychon nature that turns us all into monsters". Space:1999 - "Dorzak" (ep.45-1976)

4 - Chic - "Le Freak" (B. Edwards / N. Rodgers) - 1978

5 - Ben is actually imitating the Cat, a character from the British sci-fi comedy series Red Dwarf.

6 - An adage one of the author's Jamaican colleagues contributed at an office party.

7 - The Bee Gees - "Stayin' Alive" (B. Gibb / R. Gibb/ M. Gibb) - 1977

8 - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - "The Quickening" (ep.495-1996)

9 - Adapted from Village People - "YMCA" (H. Belolo / J. Morali / V. Willis) - 1978

10 - Boys Town Gang - "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" (Crew / Gaudio) - 1982